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November 2023

I Blew Up On TikTok & All I Got Was This Seasonal Depression
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away
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August 2023

An Open Letter To The Man Who Stole My Catalytic Converter
May he choke. Unless he really needed it idk.
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April 2023

Madonna's "American Life" Is When We Should Have Known
She predicted everything we're drowning in, & America has never forgiven her.
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December 2022

The Two Main Ingredients Are Molasses & Regret
Christmas cookies that manifest healing, or something
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Not Now, Birthday
Really? Now? But Like, RIGHT NOW?
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November 2022

Election? What Election? Never Heard of Her!
I Am Dissociating My Way Through the Midterms, And So Can You!
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September 2022

I Shall Sup Upon the Blood of My Enemies and Taste Vengeance
I stopped eating sugar a week and a half ago and it has completely changed my life, in the sense that I am filled with a bottomless rage that can only…
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The Real Housewives of "Don't Worry Darling"
I Haven't Felt This Alive In Years
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May 2022

I Went All The Way To Colorado To Dissociate From Dealing With Life and All I Got Was the Consequences of My Actions
"Getting What You Deserve Isn't Fair!" --Julia Roberts, My Best Friend's Wedding
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From the Archives -- Everyone Is Failing at #Resist Except Me, and You Can Too!
Smooth Brain Gazette Vol. 7, But From the Archives Because I Am Unstable
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