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Stop Being Fucking Insufferable & Go Look At The Goddamn Eclipse
Let me query you a question: What is the fucking point of being alive? And be honest! Those of you who are married or have kids are gonna say “my kids…
Apr 8
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The Ten Years I Tried Not To Live
Ten years ago roundabout today—somewhere around St. Patrick’s Day, or it could have even been St. Patrick’s Day, I no longer remember—I walked out of my…
Mar 29
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I Blew Up On TikTok & All I Got Was This Seasonal Depression
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away
Nov 9, 2023
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An Open Letter To The Man Who Stole My Catalytic Converter
May he choke. Unless he really needed it idk.
Aug 22, 2023
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Madonna's "American Life" Is When We Should Have Known
She predicted everything we're drowning in, & America has never forgiven her.
Apr 26, 2023
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The Two Main Ingredients Are Molasses & Regret
Christmas cookies that manifest healing, or something
Dec 24, 2022
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Not Now, Birthday
Really? Now? But Like, RIGHT NOW?
Dec 5, 2022
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Election? What Election? Never Heard of Her!
I Am Dissociating My Way Through the Midterms, And So Can You!
Nov 8, 2022
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