You know how this whole pandemic thing has revealed the true nature of how our country, a beacon of freedom and opportunity to the entire world, is actually a teetering Jenga tower of kleptocratic feudalist psychopathy where 90% of the population are living lives that would make a Dickensian street urchin be like “Eew this shit is squalid af lemme go back to my lean-to by the Thames like fuck all this for real” and we’ve all been sitting here for two months like, “LOL I knew this place was a shithole country but hoo boy woweewow wawaWEEwah the entire universe is laughing at us and we are definitely all going to die hahaha” and then we finally begin reopening and immediately have another mass shooting the day after and each time we get out of bed is like staring into the face of Death as we quietly murmur, “Today, perhaps today, I shall simply jump into your arms”?
We Need To Talk About Dorinda
We Need To Talk About Dorinda
We Need To Talk About Dorinda
You know how this whole pandemic thing has revealed the true nature of how our country, a beacon of freedom and opportunity to the entire world, is actually a teetering Jenga tower of kleptocratic feudalist psychopathy where 90% of the population are living lives that would make a Dickensian street urchin be like “Eew this shit is squalid af lemme go back to my lean-to by the Thames like fuck all this for real” and we’ve all been sitting here for two months like, “LOL I knew this place was a shithole country but hoo boy woweewow wawaWEEwah the entire universe is laughing at us and we are definitely all going to die hahaha” and then we finally begin reopening and immediately have another mass shooting the day after and each time we get out of bed is like staring into the face of Death as we quietly murmur, “Today, perhaps today, I shall simply jump into your arms”?