Whew, what a week.
Those of you who know me personally or follow me on social media know that some stuff has gone down this week. (And thank you to those who reached out, you’re very kind!) Those who don’t know, don’t worry! I’m fine…
Mostly…
But because of *gestures at everything* I AM going to be late with recaps.
I mean… late beyond the fact that I never get around to writing them until a week after the episode airs in the first place. I mean like LATE, late.
But don’t worry! I won’t make you wait long. And honestly, this works out well for you guys because it means you’re gonna get TWO recaps from TWO *extremely messy* episodes like back to back! Probably! Assuming I get my shit together!
So hopefully that will assuage the pain of having to wait a while. And if it doesn’t? Well too bad, cuz it’s not just recaps that are on hold.
So there!!!
Anyway, just sit tight and lemme catch my breath…
…cuz this week’s been a lot…
…and I need to do a bit of self-care…
…find my center…
…and manifest healing.
And then, before you know it, I’ll be back and you can wrap your fingers around my juicy, plump, golden apple and do with it as you will!
That was meant to be an anal sex innuendo about RHONY’s golden apples but I don’t think it worked. Idk thoughts? Was that anything? Idk man, as we’ve discussed before if you have to ask, issa no.
I promise to have my chops back by the next recap, don’t worry.
Ok goodbye thank you use this time to tell the people you love that you love them and then I will talk with you shortly!!!